Monday 29 September 2014

Commonwelff Games....

Ello for yoo my pals....haz continue i travills dis munff wiv I good pal @borisdaborder who be a brofur of ole Claptun......he ave escort I to Glasgow fur da Commonwelff Games.......wot be where da peeples wot fall under da dominyun of Border Terriers (editors note: the Queen, not Border Terriers) do gavver for sportin contests od da yoozhull tipes.....

....me an Boris at da start line....will run for treets......

....we haz fownd dem recodin da One Show...ere we iz waitin to be interviewed....has views on ow Tonga will fare in da swimmin...

...yoo wood fink da locals wood dress up for da events...but it apeer to be cazyool dress code...

....da openin ceremonee....they haz dancin cakes...wot not to like....

...at Amden Park for da affletics.....*yawn*....may haz a nap to rpepare for I marafon eatin later....

...aye aye...I spot sum All Blaks down there...must be da rugerbee......

...yup, rugerbee sevins.....
...wahoo....had a good time wiv Boris an familee norf of da borders....like to fink da Skotlind realise could not wivout me and haz voted NO....

Marley...

Monday 1 September 2014

Haz yoo furgot I?

Ello fur yoo my pals…I haz been doin sum seryuss nappin an wotnot and ave not been ere much…owner I haz just takes a trip to Chilly wiv I pal @BabsVK and er doggie Ennis….

….we haz took off up I-5 eddin owt of Santeearggo…...

…iz stoppin for empenadas..haz better feeture delishuss meets or I be taykin i bizniss elsewhere….

..empendadas….meets still not in sites…may haz to do nibble-test...
..in front of da lite-owse at La Serena….alwayze illuminatin reedin I blog…eh? eh? geddit?…oh pleez youreselfs….
…gettin da sun on I hind quarters by da Pacific Oshun….dussnt get I wet pleez….fur do not respond well to waters...
…enjoyin I furst Pisco Sour….it ave egg innnit cordin to Wikkypeegur….also booze….
…on I tore bus…travelling up at Elqui Valley….(*in search of meets)
…Puclaro Dam…haz been holdin in I peemail bowt as long as it been oldin back da river…one too many Pisco Sour I fink….
..yoo kno dat I like Vicuna…but dere is always some dude photo-bombin I….
…see wot I meen?…..grrrrr
…will be addin new umbrella to I Amazon wish list….
…dis where day make dem Pisco Sours….chikkins presumablee down da bak...
….bubblin away….fink i mite be a bit sour after all dat too...
….finely matured….Pisco doin same….har har….
…fanks to Barbara an Ennis for I oliday….is kwite enjoyin I vizzits to Chillee….

Tuesday 1 July 2014

Hey!…it do be hay time….

Ello for yoo my pals….dis week, after dat zorstin trip to My-Yorka, I haz been doin sum relaxin in da sun in France…it do be da neerest countree to da UK where I haz I eadkwarters….I haz been travellin wiv my old Pal Finn da Bad….(@finnthebad)…..we woz in Charente….wot be in da sowf-west of France….

….oh hai….Finn  ave been on da locull burgundee an be non too stedee on his paws dis afternoon….

…..is mor shaydee ere my pal but I ansome chops is obskure by local weeds…..

…..i fink she just taykin liberties now my pal…..

…..evvydence dat da Frenchies haz more dan dere fair share of da EU bailout munees…bail-out…eh? …geddit?….oh pleez yourself…..

….*whispers*….lets go find da lokull butcher my pal…dey is legendaree….



….can yoo smell sossidge yet Finn my pal?….

…..we is on da sent pals…see yoo later….

….er…dat not be sossidge Finn….
…ooh la la..and addy-yoo…..

Marlee….

Saturday 28 June 2014

Mayorkka......

Ello for yoo my pals....I haz insist dat we get out of Engerlund...is bowt time I haz sum travulls....is borin bein lok up in da cubberd all winter...


....ere I do be maykin sum prepperayshuns for I oliday.....

.....lammynayshun ekwipmunts.....

....careful not to creese I furs pleez.....

...pawfect....

.....nice....good to ave chnage of outfits on forrin olidays.....

....Mayorka....it be in da Meddy-ter-rainyun....

...dis be I bikes....get yore own bikes......

....yoo is spoilin I view....

....can I borrow yore elmit pleez?....yore he'd be arder dan mine...and is emptee too....

.....time for restin.....

....time for snakkin.....

.....yoo haz to get to da pool erlee to beat I to da beds....

..Oi!....
......on da balconee....

....by da sea.....ope da breeze is not rufflin I furs....

...stop footlin wiv dat masheen and crack on pleez showferr.....

....cyclin selfie...


.....I ope yoo do be seein ow to play #flatmarley and be a-bull to join in...I kno dat I pals Piper an Winnie from Cannerder to be on a trip dis weekend...

Wednesday 4 June 2014

Da furst fürs of summer...

Ello for yoo my pals….I ope yoo is all gearing up wiv yore #FlatMarley advenshures….to encourij yoo along da way I is postin some pawsome zamples of da tipe of fing we is lookin for from yoo…

….haz been to da Nevverlands for vizzit wiv @levimylocooper…nachuralee i iz da hot seet…...

….and droppin in on @piper_winnie in Cannerder….fank dogness it be summer now and not da icy winter wot them Canucks haz….

…..closer to ome snoopervizin da notices fur @scruffybuffybt alongside I pal @MrSebBT….
….keeps da photos comin my pals…..

Marlee, Furst Class Traveller...

Wednesday 8 January 2014

Chillee...

Ello for yoo my pals…..I haz been continuin I holiday in Chile wiv Ennis and @babsVK dis week….after hazzin pawsome time da uvver weeks in Santiago….


….arrivin in Valparaiso….local mayor appear to ave got lost on way to meetin I…..

…however locals has erekt Arco Britanico (British Arch) in onner of I vizzit….

….has immejitly vizzit Emporio La Rosa …ere I be serchin fur 'spicy chocolate' ice cream…..wot could go rong? Eh?...

…we haz gone to top of foonikkular to survey I new lands…..

…an haz seen Admiralty….where salty sea terriers be welcum…..

…and find I-self at Arturo Prat Statue, Plaza Soto Mayor…iz fare to say I fink dis be replace soon wiv my statyoo…...
…fanks gane to Ennis an his family for showin I pawsome time in Chilly…..