Ello for you...today I gib Claptun the day off cos he been werkin ard...and there do be no rest for I neever....I haz been on adventure wiv @senseAfrica....we haz been doin a projek wot you can reed abowt ere 

....haz any i-deer where I be?.....it do not be Surrey.....

.....dats right....I is doin good werk in a far away place.....

.....not da road to Godalming....no...iz countree road in.....*drum roll*...Swar-zee-land...wot be in Africa...

....eeek! ...I is gibbin the croc a wide berff...

....and I haz refuse to stalk da plains huntin I noms....

.....is no larffin matter for dem animulls tho....is plenty of nasty peeple arfter em....

...not these dudes tho...these is Team #FlatMarley.....

.....and we haz a lot of potenshull recroots.....

...I be snoopervisin all da werk of elpin da villij to bild stuff.....

.....er.....dussnt be finking bowt it.....respect yore fore-dog at all times...is elf an safety...

....dis more my seen....elpin out at Skool.....i fink dis be the soop kitchin...i ope there be mor sunstanshull noms than soop tho...a dog ave earn his meel....

.....payntin an wot not...but keepin I furs cleen

....findin time to make pals.....

....spreadin da message of peas, luv an unnerstandin wot be at the eart of #flatmarley....

....werkin on teachin smiles....

.....woof...look at little ole me...who wud ave guess it...

....Skool almost open for bizniss...

.....bring da nap to da jungle....i fink you can reed bowt this bit ere...it be da Mbuluzi Game Reserve

.....it seem dey was expectin I....

...do that be Lola?....

....i fink i retire for da night...a werkin dog need his comfy....

.....haz to admire da views of bootiful Swaziland...

...a dog could get use to dis.....

  

....goodbye for now from da Africa....from your Embassa-dog to Swar-zee-land....

...many fanks to de peeple of  Njojone for avin I to say....I ope they do be lernin ard at dere new skool and be lernin stuff wot elp them to elp uvvers....I do nivver forget I trip....

Ola! Wotcha!

Hello my friends....#flatmarley does not do many things twice but this week has has been with ƒlatmarley stalwarts @bunnersandharvs and @robbiesvoice and the rest of their family to the Whimple Family Dog Races....he had such a good time there last year he had to go again...

...hmmm...dussn't fink I got no pets....

...mebbe I adopt this dood...he look quick.....

..er...unless he be facin da rong way and dat jack russel be headin for victree....

....time to place I bets befaw da racin begin....

...oh shoot....too late for layin bets on da flyin spaniels....

...haz found a quality runner.....

...oh shoot...he just be dere for da admins....

...chekkin da form...in no way fixin da odds or lane runnin order or nuffin else dodgy...

...i castin egg-spert eye over da feeld....

...gettin my munee down on da Border Terrier entree...

...dis lot got no chance....

...Westie finished...BT still running....nuffin to see here pleez move along....

...record crowds dey said...?

.ah ha...found em......well-ern glass of what-you-fancy from da beer tent...congrats to all da zorsted competitors...

..and if you think that's all of flat friend has been up to this week then think again.....

....haz alreddy been enjoyin da ospitalitee of @extratrainer in Sitges....cheep plonk not for I....

....sun loshun rekwired I fink dis week....

...and now I do be enjoyin fantastic time in Edinburgh. wiv @barneyBT....corse, no wun do comedee kwite like I...

...tune in next week my friends for more exciting updates....

Clapton, #flatmarley HQ

Walkies....

Hello my friends...there is just a mini-updat from #flatmarley this week.....he has been off to the Lakes with Miss Bella and her parsons...@KRguidedwalks.....

.....hmmmm...i dunno if I iz walkin all dat way....did any fur bring da car?....

.....I ope they dussnt all be followin me....I bin followin den....

...you is larffin now Bella my pal but we do not even be alf way yet...

....we ave reached da top....thems tiny men must ave werked ard to get here too....

....and I do be pleezed to nounce that @extratrainer do be off on his ollibobs agane and that do always be gud for dis blog...ere i be wiv my fellow slebritee Grommit at Bristul airports...

Houston....we haz a paw-blem....

Hello my friends....this week #flatmarley has been accompanying @tedterrier 's mum Doris-Ann on her trip to the USA and to Houston in particular.........

....sootable reedin for da plane.....(*all of dem naturalee....)

....paperwerks for bein allowed into America....(i dunno if i needs to disclose all da snaks I got in my luggidge...? Is werff millions)

....Ok, dey haz a big rokkit....but they is pointin it the rong way....

...mishun control....bit less sofistikated than Border Terrier HQ....

....er....is necessary for relaxin after high-pressure mishun.....

...we haz been invited to drinkies at da consulate....I is wearin my ID...Omeland Sekurity an all dat....

...hee hee, what a fun trip.

Clapton, #flatmarley HQ