Hello my dear friends...the other week friend and supporter of #flatmarley @robbiesvoice (dad to @bunnersandharvs) found himself in Sweden in the company of #flatmarley and sent us this report back from sunny Scandinavia...
....thanks to the marvellous Mr Robbie for hosting #flatmarley on his travels....one day he will be allowed back to Sweden I am sure...
Clapton, #flatmarleyHQ
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| ...Eafrow: ome from ome..... |
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| Me an @robbiesvoice....old pals.... |
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| ....dooty free? Seem quite deer to me....eh? geddit? I do be ere all week.... |
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| You meets da oddest peoples on yore travils...is all slavery dis, Gettysburg dat...presumablee some forriner |
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| ...these Vikins no ow to host a dawg.... |
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| ....wot you mean I not allowed leev peemail?.... |
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| ...a lady likes a doggie in uneeform..... |
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| ....summer run to very tite timetable in Skandy-navyar |
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| ...can you take in cupple of inches on da waist?.... |
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| ....sayit...doit....is up to you..... |
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| in akchull fact NO....furst I haz to make sumfing wot need washin up..... |
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| ....i fank you... |
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| ....lunch was very deer.....eh? geddit? Very deer.....haahahahaha...oh pleeze yourself.... |
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| .....feelin in needs of afternoon snaks..... |
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| Lok....then Buy....then Eat! |
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| .....bit bland for I.... |
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| ...if this do not meen Fruit & Veg I is callin my lawyer.... |
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| ...Classic Snitter...the best type of Snitter if you arsk me.... |
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| I make no bones bout my needs.... |
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| ...if I sit ere kwiet pawhaps they will close up and leev me to it..... |
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| ...Wot is you sayin exactlee Robbie?..... |
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| ....internashnull langwidge of noms..... |
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| ...doin some bloo sky finkin wiv my teem.... |
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| "Yore FIRED!!" |
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| ...do my ess look big in dis?... |
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| ....Robbie...and me....pleez rite yore own capshun.... |
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| ....it do nivver pay to let blood sugar levels dip when you haz impawtant werk to do.... |
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| ...."Yore FIRED!!".... |
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| ...i fink my profile-raisin trip to Sweedin ave been success.... |
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| ...unlike UK...even the stoodents gets litter....i spose it do save time goin to baffroom.... |
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| ....me and Robbee...travellin all da way rown da globe..... |
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| ....i haz been taken ostage....it do not look good...mite be two weeks of Knock Knock jokes....I iz sure to crack... |
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| ....dussnt worry....I iz not gettin married in church..... |
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| ...is just ower otel...... |
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| ....mite need some new freds for I travels.... |
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| ....Skandy-navyian beer do ave canine seal of proval.... |
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| ...tradishnull greetin: prirrty much same as in da UK.... |
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| ...after all dat work I is a little orse....eh?...i am wasted on yoo |
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| ...where is limo?.... |
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| ...one small critty-sism of da transpawt rangements and I do be in a da dog ouse....i fort these peeple was sposed to be relax? |
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| ...fitiin in wiv I hosts..... |
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| .....is my size I fink..... |
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| ...only sekrit bout Victoria wot I kno is that typist tell me the pasties from da shop by platform 9 is not wot they once woz.... |
Clapton, #flatmarleyHQ
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