Dezzit....

Ello for yoo my pals.....I pal Barbara an familee haz taken I on a furry innerestin sowndin trip to Chilly....eh? wot? Chile you say? Dat not ow we spell it ere in Engerlund....

....anyhoo...I haz pak i fermal pants in case it do indeed be cold an inospitubble as billed....

....ere I do be.....iz not as cold as I wurried it mite be...

.....haz got shinee new transports...but I ope dey dussnt fink I be travellin out ere on de fender....haz I eye on da bak seat....

....wot be dis den?....dezzit yoo say?.....da Attycarmer dezzit?.....pffft...not much to see ere ...lets get goin....

...yoo fink dis better?...

.....cupple of bushes do not a oliday make my pals...

....Ok...haz had yore jokes now...where do bee da good stuff?...hmmm?

....parantlee dat white dot a undred miles away do bee a flamingo....Atacama Salt Flats will be feelin my roff on TiprAdvisor toonite...

....any fur still reedin?.....

....do dis be idden camera show or wot?....Museum of Sand...or possibly Salt.....anyhoo, I ope dey has baffrooms....haz not seen a tree fur days...

....haz inclood dis one coz haz more dan one culler in it....

...Lake Miscanti...thronged wiv toorists...allegedlee...if yoo haz binokliars to see em wiv....

dis be da Vallee of da Moon....possibly on da Moon fur reel now....

....amffytheatre....local feeatre company on oliday it seem...

...da lass poor furs wot come ere on olibobs...now livin statyoos....

....dis be a geezer dey say....dis be one irate geezer in da foreground *ahem*...4,300m buv da sea...cannot even find hoxy-gin ere...

...otel-casino-McDonalds-swimmin pool--7/11....

....pleeze make up yore own capshuns....

...all in all da best oliday I ever ad.....

Big Ed....

Ello for yoo my pals an apply noo yeer....I haz been kwiet fur a bit coz I been doin travvlin to distant places wiv I pal Ennis and his yoomun @babsvk....we haz been to Rapa Nui....or wot yoo probblee kno as Easter Eye-land in old munnee....

.....as yoo can see, I now haz propper credditayshun befittin I status......

.....altho it do not zempt I frum waitin in da lownge befur da flite.....

.....loculls haz made i crown of blossums in recognishun of I royull status....King of All da Terriers finallee paddle his boat to Rapa Nooeee.....

...oh deer....parantlee haz to get up dere for fishull welcumin pawty.....

......dis dood seem pleez to see I.....

...dis dood less so....Why da long face my pal?....oh, it do be da way i tell em.....

.....haz been ere fowsand yeers.....haz made hims a bit big eaded....(*ps haz fowsands of ead puns so skip to end to avoid to rest)

...me and friend of lokul milluners....

......gard of onner.....posiblee just kew for WC.....

...so, free Rapa Nooeeans go into a bar....

....finallee, tribyoots haz been deliver.......

.....after greetin all dignatarees haz been allow relax at da beech.....

Vole-cayno....one of dese fings is massiv ole blowin owt ot gas all da time...and one is vole-cayno...etc...srsly, da sekrit in da timin....

....anywun makin craks about right place for old fings to end dere dayz will be off I Chrismuss card list....

....tradishunull aynshunt passific empanadas....

....tradishunull passific o-shun dish from olden days...*sniff sniff*...oh no, is fresh wun.....

....all washed up etc....iz yoo followin I comedee tekneeks?....

Pasiffic O-Shun....makin waves warever I do go....oh come ON!

..Mike....lokull rapa....LOKULL RAPA....pffft, iz perl befaw swine

...rush ower....

...Cafflick Church.....only orggynizayshun wiv grayter reech dan #FlatMarley...

...phew....fort we waz taykin canoo ome........

pawsome wer as ever by Barbara and er familee....

Marlee.....

Commonwelff Games....

Ello for yoo my pals....haz continue i travills dis munff wiv I good pal @borisdaborder who be a brofur of ole Claptun......he ave escort I to Glasgow fur da Commonwelff Games.......wot be where da peeples wot fall under da dominyun of Border Terriers (editors note: the Queen, not Border Terriers) do gavver for sportin contests od da yoozhull tipes.....

....me an Boris at da start line....will run for treets......

....we haz fownd dem recodin da One Show...ere we iz waitin to be interviewed....has views on ow Tonga will fare in da swimmin...

...yoo wood fink da locals wood dress up for da events...but it apeer to be cazyool dress code...

....da openin ceremonee....they haz dancin cakes...wot not to like....

...at Amden Park for da affletics.....*yawn*....may haz a nap to rpepare for I marafon eatin later....

...aye aye...I spot sum All Blaks down there...must be da rugerbee......

...yup, rugerbee sevins.....

...wahoo....had a good time wiv Boris an familee norf of da borders....like to fink da Skotlind realise could not wivout me and haz voted NO....

Marley...

Haz yoo furgot I?

Ello fur yoo my pals…I haz been doin sum seryuss nappin an wotnot and ave not been ere much…owner I haz just takes a trip to Chilly wiv I pal @BabsVK and er doggie Ennis….

….we haz took off up I-5 eddin owt of Santeearggo…...

…iz stoppin for empenadas..haz better feeture delishuss meets or I be taykin i bizniss elsewhere….

..empendadas….meets still not in sites…may haz to do nibble-test...

..in front of da lite-owse at La Serena….alwayze illuminatin reedin I blog…eh? eh? geddit?…oh pleez youreselfs….

…gettin da sun on I hind quarters by da Pacific Oshun….dussnt get I wet pleez….fur do not respond well to waters...

…enjoyin I furst Pisco Sour….it ave egg innnit cordin to Wikkypeegur….also booze….

…on I tore bus…travelling up at Elqui Valley….(*in search of meets)

…Puclaro Dam…haz been holdin in I peemail bowt as long as it been oldin back da river…one too many Pisco Sour I fink….

..yoo kno dat I like Vicuna…but dere is always some dude photo-bombin I….

…see wot I meen?…..grrrrr

…will be addin new umbrella to I Amazon wish list….

…dis where day make dem Pisco Sours….chikkins presumablee down da bak...

….bubblin away….fink i mite be a bit sour after all dat too...

….finely matured….Pisco doin same….har har….

…fanks to Barbara an Ennis for I oliday….is kwite enjoyin I vizzits to Chillee….