Filum star...goes to the Bush

Well, I fink you haz the picture by now. I spend all my time flyin from one country to another, one time zone to..zzzzzzzzzz....well it ave not stopped this weekend. I haz been coverin the ground.....in fact, I haz been jettin around at great speed....first stop Norway...at least I fink its Norway.....LINKY



....ello @happpiii...!!

But there was no restin on Norwegian laurels cos there was more impawtant werk to be done supportin tennis and in partikliar my pal @maggiemay_hem's dad in the Davis Cup tie....I was goin wiv my pal @leotheborder cos he was down in the dumps when his brofur Monty went OTRB this week...

Big uggs for you Leo....

Hms Dragon at Scotstoun....

 ....hmmmm, where is the tennis akshully?.....

Ah, that's more like it..

.....COME ON ANDY!!!!

Wimbledog..

....and we had such a good time that we decide that we could take a lesson or two from Andy's mum....

....i had a pawsome time and was glad I could do my bit to honour Monty......but as you know I do not be allowed to stay in one place for long and I had orse ridin and paddlin to do wiv @marthathewestie in Birmingham...

Wot can you smell Marffa?...

Pleez dont take me in the water....

...I dussnt want to get my new shoes wet!!

....I don't rilly like da water so I was grateful that Marffa dint put me in it...but I did get more of a chnace to join in wiv @mangotoo and her mini-peeps at Legoland...

Ekwestrian #flatmarley

...but then I do get the summons from my pals Mac an Ginger and Gretchen to spend the weeeknd wiv dem in da bush outside Melbourne....so I packs my bags and is off to Orstralia in a flash...wiv a pitstop wiv @yogi_bt in Germinny for refreshments on the way...

Yogi...*hic*...you is my besht mate...

...and wiv all the diversions I arrived in Oz just before brekkfast....

Er....come on guys...we can't loaf about for long...

Let's hit the road....

Excuse me...who duz you be callin livestock?!

...Gretchen (@gretchenboxer) say me she would show me about da place....but she dint seem to know which way to go...

Yikes! Are you trapped Gretchen?...

....so I made my way out in to the bush on my own....fearin the werst...but wot could really go rong? eh?..

Miles from civilisation...

Deep in enemee territory...

Balls....i'm lost...

....and i had to summon transport to get back...

Nope....need sumfing more stylish...

Yes...this will do nicely...

...I was very appy to get back to Mac and Ginger....

Pack reassembled...

...but I turn my back for one minnit and...

Crocs? Who said anyfing bout crocs?

....but my hosts was very kind and did "manage" my "location issues"...

Marley....where has you been?

....and we decide that the safest fing to do is to head back inside and hide from the winter wevver...

Nice and warm...but not so comfy...

Nice an comfy but not as warm...

Er......*tiptoes away*

Pawfect....

....phew, more airmiles to my name.....fanks to everyone who was hostin me this weekend....I had a great time....Marley