Big Ed....

Ello for yoo my pals an apply noo yeer....I haz been kwiet fur a bit coz I been doin travvlin to distant places wiv I pal Ennis and his yoomun @babsvk....we haz been to Rapa Nui....or wot yoo probblee kno as Easter Eye-land in old munnee....

.....as yoo can see, I now haz propper credditayshun befittin I status......

.....altho it do not zempt I frum waitin in da lownge befur da flite.....

.....loculls haz made i crown of blossums in recognishun of I royull status....King of All da Terriers finallee paddle his boat to Rapa Nooeee.....

...oh deer....parantlee haz to get up dere for fishull welcumin pawty.....

......dis dood seem pleez to see I.....

...dis dood less so....Why da long face my pal?....oh, it do be da way i tell em.....

.....haz been ere fowsand yeers.....haz made hims a bit big eaded....(*ps haz fowsands of ead puns so skip to end to avoid to rest)

...me and friend of lokul milluners....

......gard of onner.....posiblee just kew for WC.....

...so, free Rapa Nooeeans go into a bar....

....finallee, tribyoots haz been deliver.......

.....after greetin all dignatarees haz been allow relax at da beech.....

Vole-cayno....one of dese fings is massiv ole blowin owt ot gas all da time...and one is vole-cayno...etc...srsly, da sekrit in da timin....

....anywun makin craks about right place for old fings to end dere dayz will be off I Chrismuss card list....

....tradishunull aynshunt passific empanadas....

....tradishunull passific o-shun dish from olden days...*sniff sniff*...oh no, is fresh wun.....

....all washed up etc....iz yoo followin I comedee tekneeks?....

Pasiffic O-Shun....makin waves warever I do go....oh come ON!

..Mike....lokull rapa....LOKULL RAPA....pffft, iz perl befaw swine

...rush ower....

...Cafflick Church.....only orggynizayshun wiv grayter reech dan #FlatMarley...

...phew....fort we waz taykin canoo ome........

pawsome wer as ever by Barbara and er familee....

Marlee.....