Dezzit....

Ello for yoo my pals.....I pal Barbara an familee haz taken I on a furry innerestin sowndin trip to Chilly....eh? wot? Chile you say? Dat not ow we spell it ere in Engerlund....

....anyhoo...I haz pak i fermal pants in case it do indeed be cold an inospitubble as billed....

....ere I do be.....iz not as cold as I wurried it mite be...

.....haz got shinee new transports...but I ope dey dussnt fink I be travellin out ere on de fender....haz I eye on da bak seat....

....wot be dis den?....dezzit yoo say?.....da Attycarmer dezzit?.....pffft...not much to see ere ...lets get goin....

...yoo fink dis better?...

.....cupple of bushes do not a oliday make my pals...

....Ok...haz had yore jokes now...where do bee da good stuff?...hmmm?

....parantlee dat white dot a undred miles away do bee a flamingo....Atacama Salt Flats will be feelin my roff on TiprAdvisor toonite...

....any fur still reedin?.....

....do dis be idden camera show or wot?....Museum of Sand...or possibly Salt.....anyhoo, I ope dey has baffrooms....haz not seen a tree fur days...

....haz inclood dis one coz haz more dan one culler in it....

...Lake Miscanti...thronged wiv toorists...allegedlee...if yoo haz binokliars to see em wiv....

dis be da Vallee of da Moon....possibly on da Moon fur reel now....

....amffytheatre....local feeatre company on oliday it seem...

...da lass poor furs wot come ere on olibobs...now livin statyoos....

....dis be a geezer dey say....dis be one irate geezer in da foreground *ahem*...4,300m buv da sea...cannot even find hoxy-gin ere...

...otel-casino-McDonalds-swimmin pool--7/11....

....pleeze make up yore own capshuns....

...all in all da best oliday I ever ad.....

Big Ed....

Ello for yoo my pals an apply noo yeer....I haz been kwiet fur a bit coz I been doin travvlin to distant places wiv I pal Ennis and his yoomun @babsvk....we haz been to Rapa Nui....or wot yoo probblee kno as Easter Eye-land in old munnee....

.....as yoo can see, I now haz propper credditayshun befittin I status......

.....altho it do not zempt I frum waitin in da lownge befur da flite.....

.....loculls haz made i crown of blossums in recognishun of I royull status....King of All da Terriers finallee paddle his boat to Rapa Nooeee.....

...oh deer....parantlee haz to get up dere for fishull welcumin pawty.....

......dis dood seem pleez to see I.....

...dis dood less so....Why da long face my pal?....oh, it do be da way i tell em.....

.....haz been ere fowsand yeers.....haz made hims a bit big eaded....(*ps haz fowsands of ead puns so skip to end to avoid to rest)

...me and friend of lokul milluners....

......gard of onner.....posiblee just kew for WC.....

...so, free Rapa Nooeeans go into a bar....

....finallee, tribyoots haz been deliver.......

.....after greetin all dignatarees haz been allow relax at da beech.....

Vole-cayno....one of dese fings is massiv ole blowin owt ot gas all da time...and one is vole-cayno...etc...srsly, da sekrit in da timin....

....anywun makin craks about right place for old fings to end dere dayz will be off I Chrismuss card list....

....tradishunull aynshunt passific empanadas....

....tradishunull passific o-shun dish from olden days...*sniff sniff*...oh no, is fresh wun.....

....all washed up etc....iz yoo followin I comedee tekneeks?....

Pasiffic O-Shun....makin waves warever I do go....oh come ON!

..Mike....lokull rapa....LOKULL RAPA....pffft, iz perl befaw swine

...rush ower....

...Cafflick Church.....only orggynizayshun wiv grayter reech dan #FlatMarley...

...phew....fort we waz taykin canoo ome........

pawsome wer as ever by Barbara and er familee....

Marlee.....