Hey!…it do be hay time….

Ello for yoo my pals….dis week, after dat zorstin trip to My-Yorka, I haz been doin sum relaxin in da sun in France…it do be da neerest countree to da UK where I haz I eadkwarters….I haz been travellin wiv my old Pal Finn da Bad….(@finnthebad)…..we woz in Charente….wot be in da sowf-west of France….

….oh hai….Finn  ave been on da locull burgundee an be non too stedee on his paws dis afternoon….

…..is mor shaydee ere my pal but I ansome chops is obskure by local weeds…..

…..i fink she just taykin liberties now my pal…..

…..evvydence dat da Frenchies haz more dan dere fair share of da EU bailout munees…bail-out…eh? …geddit?….oh pleez yourself…..

….*whispers*….lets go find da lokull butcher my pal…dey is legendaree….

….can yoo smell sossidge yet Finn my pal?….

…..we is on da sent pals…see yoo later….

….er…dat not be sossidge Finn….

…ooh la la..and addy-yoo…..

Marlee….

Mayorkka......

Ello for yoo my pals....I haz insist dat we get out of Engerlund...is bowt time I haz sum travulls....is borin bein lok up in da cubberd all winter...

....ere I do be maykin sum prepperayshuns for I oliday.....

.....lammynayshun ekwipmunts.....

....careful not to creese I furs pleez.....

...pawfect....

.....nice....good to ave chnage of outfits on forrin olidays.....

....Mayorka....it be in da Meddy-ter-rainyun....

...dis be I bikes....get yore own bikes......

....yoo is spoilin I view....

....can I borrow yore elmit pleez?....yore he'd be arder dan mine...and is emptee too....

.....time for restin.....

....time for snakkin.....

.....yoo haz to get to da pool erlee to beat I to da beds....

..Oi!....

......on da balconee....

....by da sea.....ope da breeze is not rufflin I furs....

...stop footlin wiv dat masheen and crack on pleez showferr.....

....cyclin selfie...

.....I ope yoo do be seein ow to play #flatmarley and be a-bull to join in...I kno dat I pals Piper an Winnie from Cannerder to be on a trip dis weekend...

Da furst fürs of summer...

Ello for yoo my pals….I ope yoo is all gearing up wiv yore #FlatMarley advenshures….to encourij yoo along da way I is postin some pawsome zamples of da tipe of fing we is lookin for from yoo…

….haz been to da Nevverlands for vizzit wiv @levimylocooper…nachuralee i iz da hot seet…...

….and droppin in on @piper_winnie in Cannerder….fank dogness it be summer now and not da icy winter wot them Canucks haz….

…..closer to ome snoopervizin da notices fur @scruffybuffybt alongside I pal @MrSebBT….

….keeps da photos comin my pals…..

Marlee, Furst Class Traveller...

Chillee...

Ello for yoo my pals…..I haz been continuin I holiday in Chile wiv Ennis and @babsVK dis week….after hazzin pawsome time da uvver weeks in Santiago….

….arrivin in Valparaiso….local mayor appear to ave got lost on way to meetin I…..

…however locals has erekt Arco Britanico (British Arch) in onner of I vizzit….

….has immejitly vizzit Emporio La Rosa …ere I be serchin fur 'spicy chocolate' ice cream…..wot could go rong? Eh?...

…we haz gone to top of foonikkular to survey I new lands…..

…an haz seen Admiralty….where salty sea terriers be welcum…..

…and find I-self at Arturo Prat Statue, Plaza Soto Mayor…iz fare to say I fink dis be replace soon wiv my statyoo…...

…fanks gane to Ennis an his family for showin I pawsome time in Chilly…..

Brrr...its a bit Chile....

Ello for yoo my pals.....I haz a pal wot be called Ennis who live wiv @babsVK ....Ennis be in a dipply-matic familee an is livin in lots of countrees all over da werld...his latist destinayshun bey Santiago in Chile......

...Ennis...on locayshun sowf of da eekwate-or

....we haz gide book and we is off to do Crissmuss tour.....

....ere I bee at da myoo-zeeum of fine arts....I presoom dis be shrine to meats....

....then we duss be at Plaza des Armas....wot meen Place of Arms....we haz our arm prominintlee display....

....we hav yooz diplomatic baggie to sneek I into da gardin at Merican Embassy.....is carryin US passpawt as yoo can see...

...den Cementario General....wot meen cement arrange in genrull shapes....

.....despite I status as Ham-bassador for Terriers I iz still stuck in traffik jam.....

...lunchtime stop fur refresmints.....@mateticwines

...good ideer to keep i-drayted in da summer eet.....

.....surveyin I grapes......

...fine vintage, eggselent smells.....same apply to wine....

...Ennis say this duss be grapevine....I ear nuffin on it....muss be broked...

....lovely culler, nice smellin....same for local flowers....wot yoo meen we dun that one?

....i haz approve Chilean diets.....fanks to I pals at @mateticwines for lowin me to vizzit....

.....shoppin for noms in da markits in Santiago....La Vega i fink it call...

.....haz fownd possibull source of snaks....only da best for da captin's table....

...dat conclood I tore of Santiago....appy Chrissmuss to yoo all and fanks to Ennis and hims mum for showin i about....

.....i declare Santiago City of #Flatmarley.....