From Iceland to the Arctic Circle

Ello for yoo.....haz been a bit kwiet ere at #flatmarley cos of stuff wot the staff be doin....owever we ave not been a-snoozin, no sir.....larst weekend we waz hazzin sum time wiv @bunnersandharvs who be #flatmarley stalwarts....we haz been as far as Iceland....

.....impawtant that even da flattist of terriers do not be goin wivout noms for too long....The HotFella...is name after I....

...hmmmm...haz just realize dat I pun bowt Iceland haz been ravver rooin by Waitrose labels on display.....er...no matter....feast yore eyes on I sausage.....er....if yoo know wot I mean....

....nuffin to see ere......we woz in Framacee Sekshun....

...so from Iceland (or iffens yooo prefer, from da frozen sekshun at Waitrose....pfft...pedants....) to the Arctic Circle....I very old pal Mr Berkeley Bear (who be @bearberkeley on Twitter) ave been off on a winter break....he do liv in Norway so he duss be used to cold places...he ave written highly entertainin and hedyoocayshunull blog abowt it wot you can read ere...BLOG ....wot i do recommen if only just for his last pishure (I dussnt spoil it by givin no spoilers away here)...

.....i was hexpectin nuffin but snows and ice...but it do seem Arctic Circle be a bit nicer dan i fink.....

....er...we ave been on da beech.....this not be kwite wot i was antissypaytin and haz pakked only furry cloves....

.....i finks yoo not belieivin I an Barklee....we is genyooinly in da Arctic....

...we woz ere.....go ave look for yourselfs...you find I paw prints on da beech....wot I fink really was glassier made of sand...

Woofhoo! Pawsome. Pleez consider donatin if you can....all munee is join to Dogs Trust and we is also contribyootin to Terrier Rescue....is way down on lass year and we do be opin we can elp more doggies....


Capt. Marley Scott, British Frozen Sekshun Expedishun 2013....

#BTgwandayout

ello for you...I ave sack Claptun from doin I blog...he dussn't got da talint for the werds so I do be doin it agane...is all fur da best...dussnt worry bowt Claptun...he got loads of stuff to be doin....

Anyhoo....I pals Jack n Molly ave orgeenized speshul event in they ome city of Bristul....they haz fing goin on there wot be searchin for Grommits...duss you kno Grommet? He be dog wot be slitely less famuss than I....Jak an Mollee ave invite qwite a lot of I pals wot be members of da BT posse to Bristle  to see him...

...me an Betty bein eld up... by pye-rat doggie....

....lookin fur the Pontifex at St Schnauzers....

60s doggie...and sum folks from da 60s....*snigger*...typist gonna be in trubble for dat cap shun....

...I are exercising grate ree-straynt wiv da Darcey......

...I iz da pied piper of Brtistull

...is sposed to be Grommit Unleeshed...is wun too many leeshes for da BTs iffen you arksin me...

....I are wiv Dr Davridge...Jak ave spotted chip on da floor....fink dis wun be Ierogliffics Grommit

....no wunner hiz eyes do be poppin owt.....

....dussn't kno wun say cheez...mite be riot....

...Irish terrier...fick as a...oh, ello Lady Briar....er duss be frum Kent yoo kno...

Jak an Mollee....zorsted from da organisin....

Ere do be Percy an his pawson.....

...I iz be wiv Litrachure Grommit....

dunno...fink it mite be Toilet Bowl Grommit....

gots the Bts to act nice but now Betty is lickin I butt....Lhasa Apso be a funnee breed if you arsk me...

...this be I "Peemail in da Sun" skultchure....you like?

...we did ave GawndayOut fanks to Jak an Mollee and all da uvver pals wot be there...I seed in da pishures Ted, Tilly, Cal, Austin, Betty, Fergus, Darcey, Freddie, Mr Seb, Freddie, Jake, Cody, Merlin, Toffee, Percey, Briar, Molly, Chas, Rufus, Timmy an Ted....and they pawsons of corse....you tell I if you can spot dem all ere....

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...if da viddyoh not be showin up ave look at it ere... 

..and now I has compeetishun for you....you ave look at dis....

...wot yoo fink? Is good no?.....Jak an Molly ave made it for sellybratin the day owt in Brtistull....and now we orkshunnin it off fur charitee....alll yoo haz to do is send I peemail to yoozhull place ...marleyterrier 57 at google mail dot com...you haz one chance to make bid....winner do get da doggie and must then donates winnin bid to Terrier Rescue ....get cracking...we nounce winner nex week....i fink haz to be were lots of munnee...i am sendin I bid to Jak so he kno i dussnt be cheatin....

 Ello for you...today I gib Claptun the day off cos he been werkin ard...and there do be no rest for I neever....I haz been on adventure wiv @senseAfrica....we haz been doin a projek wot you can reed abowt ere 

....haz any i-deer where I be?.....it do not be Surrey.....

.....dats right....I is doin good werk in a far away place.....

.....not da road to Godalming....no...iz countree road in.....*drum roll*...Swar-zee-land...wot be in Africa...

....eeek! ...I is gibbin the croc a wide berff...

....and I haz refuse to stalk da plains huntin I noms....

.....is no larffin matter for dem animulls tho....is plenty of nasty peeple arfter em....

...not these dudes tho...these is Team #FlatMarley.....

.....and we haz a lot of potenshull recroots.....

...I be snoopervisin all da werk of elpin da villij to bild stuff.....

.....er.....dussnt be finking bowt it.....respect yore fore-dog at all times...is elf an safety...

....dis more my seen....elpin out at Skool.....i fink dis be the soop kitchin...i ope there be mor sunstanshull noms than soop tho...a dog ave earn his meel....

.....payntin an wot not...but keepin I furs cleen

....findin time to make pals.....

....spreadin da message of peas, luv an unnerstandin wot be at the eart of #flatmarley....

....werkin on teachin smiles....

.....woof...look at little ole me...who wud ave guess it...

....Skool almost open for bizniss...

.....bring da nap to da jungle....i fink you can reed bowt this bit ere...it be da Mbuluzi Game Reserve

.....it seem dey was expectin I....

...do that be Lola?....

....i fink i retire for da night...a werkin dog need his comfy....

.....haz to admire da views of bootiful Swaziland...

...a dog could get use to dis.....

  

....goodbye for now from da Africa....from your Embassa-dog to Swar-zee-land....

...many fanks to de peeple of  Njojone for avin I to say....I ope they do be lernin ard at dere new skool and be lernin stuff wot elp them to elp uvvers....I do nivver forget I trip....

Ola! Wotcha!

Hello my friends....#flatmarley does not do many things twice but this week has has been with ƒlatmarley stalwarts @bunnersandharvs and @robbiesvoice and the rest of their family to the Whimple Family Dog Races....he had such a good time there last year he had to go again...

...hmmm...dussn't fink I got no pets....

...mebbe I adopt this dood...he look quick.....

..er...unless he be facin da rong way and dat jack russel be headin for victree....

....time to place I bets befaw da racin begin....

...oh shoot....too late for layin bets on da flyin spaniels....

...haz found a quality runner.....

...oh shoot...he just be dere for da admins....

...chekkin da form...in no way fixin da odds or lane runnin order or nuffin else dodgy...

...i castin egg-spert eye over da feeld....

...gettin my munee down on da Border Terrier entree...

...dis lot got no chance....

...Westie finished...BT still running....nuffin to see here pleez move along....

...record crowds dey said...?

.ah ha...found em......well-ern glass of what-you-fancy from da beer tent...congrats to all da zorsted competitors...

..and if you think that's all of flat friend has been up to this week then think again.....

....haz alreddy been enjoyin da ospitalitee of @extratrainer in Sitges....cheep plonk not for I....

....sun loshun rekwired I fink dis week....

...and now I do be enjoyin fantastic time in Edinburgh. wiv @barneyBT....corse, no wun do comedee kwite like I...

...tune in next week my friends for more exciting updates....

Clapton, #flatmarley HQ