Ola! Wotcha!

Hello my friends....#flatmarley does not do many things twice but this week has has been with ƒlatmarley stalwarts @bunnersandharvs and @robbiesvoice and the rest of their family to the Whimple Family Dog Races....he had such a good time there last year he had to go again...

...hmmm...dussn't fink I got no pets....

...mebbe I adopt this dood...he look quick.....

..er...unless he be facin da rong way and dat jack russel be headin for victree....

....time to place I bets befaw da racin begin....

...oh shoot....too late for layin bets on da flyin spaniels....

...haz found a quality runner.....

...oh shoot...he just be dere for da admins....

...chekkin da form...in no way fixin da odds or lane runnin order or nuffin else dodgy...

...i castin egg-spert eye over da feeld....

...gettin my munee down on da Border Terrier entree...

...dis lot got no chance....

...Westie finished...BT still running....nuffin to see here pleez move along....

...record crowds dey said...?

.ah ha...found em......well-ern glass of what-you-fancy from da beer tent...congrats to all da zorsted competitors...

..and if you think that's all of flat friend has been up to this week then think again.....

....haz alreddy been enjoyin da ospitalitee of @extratrainer in Sitges....cheep plonk not for I....

....sun loshun rekwired I fink dis week....

...and now I do be enjoyin fantastic time in Edinburgh. wiv @barneyBT....corse, no wun do comedee kwite like I...

...tune in next week my friends for more exciting updates....

Clapton, #flatmarley HQ

Walkies....

Hello my friends...there is just a mini-updat from #flatmarley this week.....he has been off to the Lakes with Miss Bella and her parsons...@KRguidedwalks.....

.....hmmmm...i dunno if I iz walkin all dat way....did any fur bring da car?....

.....I ope they dussnt all be followin me....I bin followin den....

...you is larffin now Bella my pal but we do not even be alf way yet...

....we ave reached da top....thems tiny men must ave werked ard to get here too....

....and I do be pleezed to nounce that @extratrainer do be off on his ollibobs agane and that do always be gud for dis blog...ere i be wiv my fellow slebritee Grommit at Bristul airports...

Houston....we haz a paw-blem....

Hello my friends....this week #flatmarley has been accompanying @tedterrier 's mum Doris-Ann on her trip to the USA and to Houston in particular.........

....sootable reedin for da plane.....(*all of dem naturalee....)

....paperwerks for bein allowed into America....(i dunno if i needs to disclose all da snaks I got in my luggidge...? Is werff millions)

....Ok, dey haz a big rokkit....but they is pointin it the rong way....

...mishun control....bit less sofistikated than Border Terrier HQ....

....er....is necessary for relaxin after high-pressure mishun.....

...we haz been invited to drinkies at da consulate....I is wearin my ID...Omeland Sekurity an all dat....

...hee hee, what a fun trip.

Clapton, #flatmarley HQ

Life on the ocean wave

Hello my friends...this week #flatmarley has taken to the High Seas in the company of the crew of the mega-yacht Varuna as they took part in the Transpac race across the Pacific ocean....you can see exactly what they boat was up to HERE at their website....but #flatmarley can bring you a sneap peek from inside the captain's cabin....

....we is racin da Titanik....

....nappin on dooty....I force he to walk da plank....

.....very nice....now, where do be my quarters...?

....salty sea dog.......

...one of these peeple is quite appy about diet of hard biskits an water for a munff...the other one is a dog...

....this sailin lark be off da chart.....

.....hold tight pleez...it be a bit breezzee....

You can see some excellent pics of the crew and boat here at their BLOG too...well done to all the crew....


Clapton at #flatmarley HQ

The Vikings are Coming!!

Hello my dear friends...the other week friend and supporter of #flatmarley @robbiesvoice (dad to @bunnersandharvs) found himself in Sweden in the company of #flatmarley and sent us this report back from sunny Scandinavia...

...Eafrow: ome from ome.....

Me an @robbiesvoice....old pals....

....dooty free? Seem quite deer to me....eh? geddit? I do be ere all week....

You meets da oddest peoples on yore travils...is all slavery dis, Gettysburg dat...presumablee some forriner

...these Vikins no ow to host a dawg....

....wot you mean I not allowed leev peemail?....

...a lady likes a doggie in uneeform.....

....summer run to very tite timetable in Skandy-navyar

...can you take in cupple of inches on da waist?....

....sayit...doit....is up to you.....

 

in akchull fact NO....furst I haz to make sumfing wot need washin up.....

....i fank you...

....lunch was very deer.....eh? geddit? Very deer.....haahahahaha...oh pleeze yourself....

.....feelin in needs of afternoon snaks.....

Lok....then Buy....then Eat!

.....bit bland for I....

...if this do not meen Fruit & Veg I is callin my lawyer....

...Classic Snitter...the best type of Snitter if you arsk me....

I make no bones bout my needs....

...if I sit ere kwiet pawhaps they will close up and leev me to it.....

...Wot is you sayin exactlee Robbie?.....

....internashnull langwidge of noms.....

 

...doin some bloo sky finkin wiv my teem....

"Yore FIRED!!"

 

...do my ess look big in dis?...

....Robbie...and me....pleez rite yore own capshun....

....it do nivver pay to let blood sugar levels dip when you haz impawtant werk to do....

...."Yore FIRED!!"....

...i fink my profile-raisin trip to Sweedin ave been success....

...unlike UK...even the stoodents gets litter....i spose it do save time goin to baffroom....

....me and Robbee...travellin all da way rown da globe.....

....i haz been taken ostage....it do not look good...mite be two weeks of Knock Knock jokes....I iz sure to crack...

....dussnt worry....I iz not gettin married in church.....

...is just ower otel......

....mite need some new freds for I travels....

....Skandy-navyian beer do ave canine seal of proval....

...tradishnull greetin: prirrty much same as in da UK....

...after all dat work I is a little orse....eh?...i am wasted on yoo

...where is limo?....

...one small critty-sism of da transpawt rangements and I do be in a da dog ouse....i fort these peeple was sposed to be relax?

...fitiin in wiv I hosts.....

.....is my size I fink.....

...only sekrit bout Victoria wot I kno is that typist tell me the pasties from da shop by platform 9 is not wot they once woz....

....thanks to the marvellous Mr Robbie for hosting #flatmarley on his travels....one day he will be allowed back to Sweden I am sure...

Clapton, #flatmarleyHQ