Monday, 1 July 2013

A little local fun....

This week #flatmarley has been out and about with some members of the Border Terrier Posse....first up he went for a short break with Mr Malcolm...@littlemalc...to Cumbria...

..chekkin I is comfy in da car mobile....

...fink I prefer to drive akshully Malc my pal....

...I dunno if he like I drivin style....

...I perk him up wiv da noms....

....is nice bein at da stream an all....but if I gets I fur wet I shall be avin werds...

...spayshuss commydayshun....
.....I open dis beech in da name of terriers....

....i ope he do not be contemplatin swimmin.....

....I fink there do be azards on dis bridge for ones as thin and elffy such as I.....

.....we do be kings of all we do survey....

....might tek a nap after all dat walkin tho.....

Cumbria....fit for a terrier.....
...and of course when you are in hill country you never know who you will bump into.....and in Cumbria its almost certain to be Miss bella and Miss Lynn from @krguidedwalks....

.....phew....sootablee dry in da map wallet.....you nivver kno wot the wevver be doin up ere....

..Sherpa Marlee at yore serviss.....

....needin ead for heights....is time for noms yet?

....hurray! An energetic week for #flatmarley.....keep your pictures coming my friends....we have now raised £160 for Dogs Trust and we have pledged £80 to Terrier Rescue to match your generosity...where next for #flatmarley..!!

Clapton, FlatMarley HQ

Sunday, 30 June 2013

Up, up and awaaaaaaaay....

Hello my friends. After last weekend, you could be forgiven for thinking that #flatmarley had gone into retirement......

@barneycoleman ave sum companee ...but napping be the order of the day...

There was a brief sighting of the old boy at Eileen Donan Castle in the company of Sir Herbert (@celpiescorner)....


...ansestrull ome.....

...but then afternoon snooze at Flatmarley HQ was interrupted by the whirring of the telegraph machine and the pinging of the radar.....incoming message from Wing Commander @smudgeBT....




...lissen up men....we haz sekrit mishun.....we usin C17 plane...The Marley....

...great planes of da Royal Fur Force at da ready.....

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I ask da co-pilut to fire up da engins.....
...get comfee for da mishun.....today we do be croosin at furtee eight fowsand feet and da wevver on root to Ibeefa be smoove and clear...
....who fitted da winscreen washers?...one on each side pleez...ow ard that to unnderstand eh?
Pleez commence boardin....thems in Terrier Club furst..then pups....finallee remainin riff raff...
....hmmm, we calculates that there be room for 700 border terriers inside but some ave brort peeple so might be bit cramped....
Urry up pleez....doors is closin....no dawdlin in dooty free.....
No runnin in da aisles pleez...carpet ave gone in for cleenin......
...and AWAY WE GO!......oh....*gulp*....hey! Waits for meeeeee......
Hurray for Mr Smudge and his very kind people. They are sending out laminated #flatmarleys to help you play the game too and are always amongst our most imaginative participants. A few facts from Mr Smudge about the C17 - It's a massive cargo plane flown by the brave men and women of 99 Squadron. It can fit a whole chinook helicopter inside and can descend at 25000ft per minute!! 

If you are enjoying the game and want to take part then you can just follow the instructions on the right side of the blog. We  just ask that you make a small donation to either Dogs Trust or Terrier Rescue before we post your photos. If you can't print your own #flatmarley then Mr Smudge can send you one if you just contact him via Twitter on @smudgeBT.....


Monday, 24 June 2013

A quiet week of recuperation

After all the fun and frolics of the first weeks of the new #flatmarley season, last week was a week of rest and recuperation for our intrepid traveller....but he did get to spend some time with some very special friends indeed....

Its @lordpercypickleplum on his way in da family transpawt across Devon....Lord Percy do be the fur wot come along when my dear pal Bunners of @bunnersandharvs did go OTRB last year....

...and here ham Arvey his brofur....who did super job last year snoopervisin his pa, @robbiesvoice, who did take #flatmarley on John o'Groans to Lands End cyclin race.....

Arvey and Percee was takin I to see my eldest pal, founder member of da border terrier posse and a fur wot I met in real life,.. @diamondbertie and his lovely peeps......

Master Peter and Bertie scrappin over access rights.....
....please do keep playing and donating my friends. And if you need a #flatmarley of your own but don't have access to a printer then our stalwart pal @SmudgeBT can send you a laminated one for free!  We know that one or two have already been delivered. 

We hope to see a busier week of #flatmarley action this week .....he will certainly be at Wimbledon on Friday and I would not be surprised if he was at the start line for the Tour de France as well.....

Woof...Clapton, #flatmarley HQ

Monday, 17 June 2013

Mouse in the House

Hello for you my friends....many of you are gearing up for a fun-filled summer of #flatmarley...

...@diamondbertie...tries to hem-you-late me....

...but proud border terrier posse member Mr Ennis and his mum @babsVK have already made it down to Disneyland.....

...it appear that VIP boardin facilitees is out of da akshun today and I have to join hoi-polloi....

...hims got big flappy ears...i dussnt fink any comparison do be werff makin....
...haz kleckted credenshulls and is off to da park.....

...Canadian rock band Off Kilter....who knew....

Pagoda....is pavillion where Yoda do live i assyoom....

...drummin up munee for Dogs Trust and Terrier Rescue.....see what I did there?

...and the Oscar goes to.....me, natch...Best Terrier in a Leadin Role

say wot? ....i fort we waz in Diznee?

...dussnt gib up da day job......

....#flatmarley: liklee to come off da rails at any momint.....

....?....submit entrees on da postcard


....just waitin for Tiger Woods....Epcot Open 2013....


Haz my own garden......haz my own gee-raff....


Even in Ham-erica a Englishdog always stop at free for tea....

...#FlatMarley taxis will be appy to serviss yore needs.....

...I haz moved in....just addin lick of paint to da kenellin and the new #FlatMarley office is good to go....

....keep up the good work my friends and donate to our chosen charity if you can....just head over to the JUst Giving button on the right to do that.....

Clapton, #Flatmarley HQ....

pee ess: by popular demand old Marley is doing the capshuns.....

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Whirrrrr....click....boing...we have lift off!

Hello everyone! We have exciting news to bring you...after our launch post the other weekend we have been contacted by at least three....THREE....people who are volunteering to take #flatmarley to Antarctica....WOHOOOO....there is a race to the Pole! How kind you all are....

....and as you can see, #flatmarleys from around the world are being brought out of cold storage....

Mr Murphy...@no1border....looks in the filing cabinet under F....
....and prepared for their journeys...

Mr Hurley .....@justanothertrnd.....seems to have been planning some monkey business on his way to meet @thegobros and @weeemungo at Meaford, Ontario,,,on Georgian Bay.


....@weemungo tries to help out Pooh Patrol by digging a handy pit to make sure all the doggies keep the beach clean.....

...".that's a big pit" say the @thegobros...."we hope Mr Hurley doesn't fall in"......

Name, rank and serial number only....they won't break us.......we never saw Mr Hurley after lunch.....
....of course, we are only joking and Mr Hurley is alive and well and larger than life as ever.....thanks for playing this week my friends....we have already raised £80 for Dogs Trust and so we have sent £40 to terrier Rescue like we promised we would....


Clapton, #flatmarley HQ.....